Bush Rejects Debate Prep, Vows To Rebuild Florida Instead

President Bush decided to blow off debate preparation this week. Instead the President will stay in Florida clearing debris and "basically hang out with the folks and maybe score some free bar-b-q." When reporters pressed Mr. Bush about the wisdom of not getting ready for the debate this week with Kerry, Bush replied, "Hey man, when have I ever studied? I mean, I wouldn't know where to begin. You know, all those notes and stuff. What a drag."