The DNC Crystal Ball - Politics Is Gettin' Spooky

John Edwards, demonstrating the DNC crystal ball, describes how he and Kerry came to know about President Bush's intention to call up more reserves after the November election.

In an EduDude exclusive, Vice-Presidential candidate John Edwards revealed the new tool in the Kerry campaign. Edwards claimed that DNC Crystal Ball is just the latest weapon to appear on the political landscape. Later, alert Bloggers noted that the crystal ball was actually a yard globe stolen from a North Carolina garden. The Kerry campaign denied all the charges at first and later admitted that the object might indeed be a yard globe. "It's not important that it's a yard globe, what's important is what the yard globe told me," said Kerry during a campaign stop in Grundy, Va. "And I want Mr. Bush to answer the charges made by the crystal globe, um ball."

Some experts are not suprised by this latest political turn of events. Dr. Eddie Porsucker, former political advisor to the Dewey for President campaign, stated in an exclusive interview, "Hell, they're all makin' crap up! You're even makin' up this interview. Hell, boy, I don't even exist!" Developing. . .