Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo!!

After weeks of threats and frustration, the Kerry campaign has called an official “Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo” on the Bush people. This comes after Vice-President Dick Cheney’s remarks that Kerry “makes doody in his pants.” Kerry’s anxieties about his claim that Bush “eats boogers and makes wee-wee on the floor” failed to get any traction, even with the addition of two “so’s your mother” comments in early September, led to this latest outburst.
Meahnwhile, in Ohio, complaints about who gets the most ice-cream in their bowl continues to fester.“This is awful early for a candidate to call an official Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo,” stated Finnegin McGee, a political expert and author of The Art of Nanny-Poo in Modern American Discourse. “Usually we don’t see any Nanny-Poos until at least mid-October. One this early underlines the division of the country and the frustration of the campaigns.”
Also, the head of the DNC upon hearing that yet another hurricane was heading to Florida was heard to say, “That’s not fair! How come Bush gets three hurricanes and we don’t get any?” When it was explained that life is not always fair the DNC leader fell to the floor into a tantrum until he fell asleep. The Bush campaign hit back with in a statement that read in part, “Nya Nya we get three hurricanes and you don’t get any!” Developing . . . .