Another Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo
Maureen Dowd and the rest of the left still don't get it. Cries of Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo are being heard from every corner of the country in a vain attempt to explain this latest defeat of liberalism.
"Bunches of Rednecks ran out and voted in huge numbers!" stated Justine Dean in explaining his registering this post election Nanny-Poo. "That's just not right. Republicans got every dumb redneck they could find out to vote. We tried to get our dumb people out and we just don't have as many. We need more dumb people on the left. We're just too smart for our own good."
Other intellectual elitists agree. "Really, how they got all of those idiots out to vote when they can barely read or speak in coherent sentences is amazing," said one well connected DNC operative. "Justine is right. As long as they have all of the dumb people and we only have smart ones, we're going to continue to lose and lose big."
The operative had no answer in explaining the dummies in Florida who couldn't read a ballot in 2000. "Well, the best I can figure is that they used to be republicans and just hadn't completely caught up yet."
No one knows what this latest round of Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo will bring about. There is no doubt that the left is fired up. Amoung other things they are angry that in Ohio, as well as other states, dead people, fictional people, and felons were systematically denied the right to vote. They are also upset that George Soros lost almost 30 million dollars on the campaign. One dispirited college democrat was wondering out loud if they should have a fund raiser to help Mr. Soros recoup his loss. "Maybe we could have a car wash or something."
The fallout will surely continue. "The strategy is to tell it like it is," stated Professor Riley Spindorf of Virginia Tech. "Maureen Dowd and the other talking heads of the left will be unmerciful in lambasting the uneducated right wing of the country. They will explain, in writing, step by step exactly how stupid these voters are, and that no one with an IQ over 72 voted for Bush. They will further demonstrate that going to church is OK but being religious will not be tolerated. We will just wear them down until they get smarter and vote for whoever the DNC nominates next time around." The professor had no answer when it was pointed out that none of the republican voters could read so they probably would not get the message.
Developing. . .
"Bunches of Rednecks ran out and voted in huge numbers!" stated Justine Dean in explaining his registering this post election Nanny-Poo. "That's just not right. Republicans got every dumb redneck they could find out to vote. We tried to get our dumb people out and we just don't have as many. We need more dumb people on the left. We're just too smart for our own good."
Other intellectual elitists agree. "Really, how they got all of those idiots out to vote when they can barely read or speak in coherent sentences is amazing," said one well connected DNC operative. "Justine is right. As long as they have all of the dumb people and we only have smart ones, we're going to continue to lose and lose big."
The operative had no answer in explaining the dummies in Florida who couldn't read a ballot in 2000. "Well, the best I can figure is that they used to be republicans and just hadn't completely caught up yet."
No one knows what this latest round of Nanny-Nanny Poo-Poo will bring about. There is no doubt that the left is fired up. Amoung other things they are angry that in Ohio, as well as other states, dead people, fictional people, and felons were systematically denied the right to vote. They are also upset that George Soros lost almost 30 million dollars on the campaign. One dispirited college democrat was wondering out loud if they should have a fund raiser to help Mr. Soros recoup his loss. "Maybe we could have a car wash or something."
The fallout will surely continue. "The strategy is to tell it like it is," stated Professor Riley Spindorf of Virginia Tech. "Maureen Dowd and the other talking heads of the left will be unmerciful in lambasting the uneducated right wing of the country. They will explain, in writing, step by step exactly how stupid these voters are, and that no one with an IQ over 72 voted for Bush. They will further demonstrate that going to church is OK but being religious will not be tolerated. We will just wear them down until they get smarter and vote for whoever the DNC nominates next time around." The professor had no answer when it was pointed out that none of the republican voters could read so they probably would not get the message.
Developing. . .
posted by EduDude at 9:12 PM
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