Thank God For Global Warming
This is early January and I just got in from outside where it is warm. It has been warm for a while now and it looks like it will stay warm until later next week. Which leads me to ask: What's so bad about global warming?
I just saw this movie called "The Day After Tomorrow" and as movies go this one is really bad. But the main idea is interesting. Seems that all these SUV's we've been driving create emissions that cause the earth to warm. Then convoluted science jumps in and the next thing you know, the entire northeastern U.S. is in an ice age. Which leads me to ask: What's so bad about the entire northeast being in an ice age? These yankees hate the south and voted for Kerry for cryin' out loud.
Their only hope (in the movie) is to become refugees in Mexico. This really makes Mexico mad because now illegal aliens are coming into their country. They hate that! Which leads me to ask: What's so bad about building a huge wall along our southern border to keep illegals out? With the next ice age coming so soon and the idea of all of those nasty refugees from the US pouring into Mexico, you'd think that Mexico would not only want the fence - but would help finance it as well.
But that, as they say, is just a movie. In the real world the environmental whackos claim that our emissions are causing the earth to warm. I like warm weather so I think that a warmer earth is a good idea. Females wear less clothes in warm weather and that is good. You can cook out in warm weather and that is good. Cold beer tastes better in warm weather and that is good. As a matter of fact, if you want to help make the earth a warmer place here are some things that you can do:
1) Go through only the most crowded drive throughs restaurants. This will give you reason to idle your car longer, creating more earth warming emissions.
2) Don't even begin to decide what you want until the last minute. Take your time.
3) Don't get your money out until you actually get to the 1st window. Be sure to wait until they ask for your money.
4) Never pay with correct change!
5) Eat your meal in your car with your engine running.
6) Always slow down and stop for a yellow light.
Following these tips will keep those emissions flowing. Maybe next year we can have an even shorter winter. But for now, start your engines!
I just saw this movie called "The Day After Tomorrow" and as movies go this one is really bad. But the main idea is interesting. Seems that all these SUV's we've been driving create emissions that cause the earth to warm. Then convoluted science jumps in and the next thing you know, the entire northeastern U.S. is in an ice age. Which leads me to ask: What's so bad about the entire northeast being in an ice age? These yankees hate the south and voted for Kerry for cryin' out loud.
Their only hope (in the movie) is to become refugees in Mexico. This really makes Mexico mad because now illegal aliens are coming into their country. They hate that! Which leads me to ask: What's so bad about building a huge wall along our southern border to keep illegals out? With the next ice age coming so soon and the idea of all of those nasty refugees from the US pouring into Mexico, you'd think that Mexico would not only want the fence - but would help finance it as well.
But that, as they say, is just a movie. In the real world the environmental whackos claim that our emissions are causing the earth to warm. I like warm weather so I think that a warmer earth is a good idea. Females wear less clothes in warm weather and that is good. You can cook out in warm weather and that is good. Cold beer tastes better in warm weather and that is good. As a matter of fact, if you want to help make the earth a warmer place here are some things that you can do:
1) Go through only the most crowded drive throughs restaurants. This will give you reason to idle your car longer, creating more earth warming emissions.
2) Don't even begin to decide what you want until the last minute. Take your time.
3) Don't get your money out until you actually get to the 1st window. Be sure to wait until they ask for your money.
4) Never pay with correct change!
5) Eat your meal in your car with your engine running.
6) Always slow down and stop for a yellow light.
Following these tips will keep those emissions flowing. Maybe next year we can have an even shorter winter. But for now, start your engines!
posted by EduDude at 2:14 PM
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