Saturday, December 11, 2004

Plot To Raise Christmas Cash Is A Bomb

So a 14 year old kid takes a pipe bomb to school so he can sell it for $35.00 and use the money for Christmas presents. Right.

And the principal of the school is not upset because, after all, he is a good boy and he just -oops- did something "stupid." Right.

And nothing should happen to this really good kid, even though the police found two unfinished pipe bombs at the kids house. Right.

Translation: A 14 year old boy brings a bomb to a private school to sell and he shouldn't be punished because his parents have scads of cash and new buildings aren't free you know.

But do not despair, this kid is going down. While school administrators slam kids who do much less, they always seem to want to give the real dangrous kids a big sloppy hug. Fortunately, the law is on this one and the parents of the other kids will have a hard time supporting the school's "kiss a crook" program.

Meanwhile his family will have to do without decent Christmas presents from this kid, unless of course, he does well in Juvey Jail crafts class.