John Kerry Arrested!

Dateline: August 8, 2005.

President Kerry was arrested today only two days after signing an agreement that places the United States under the jurisdiction of the World Court. Kerry is accused of committing atrocities in Vietnam. One Belgium official stated that, "Kerry admitted to committing acts to a United States Senate committee, we just want to know what they are. Of course, he'll get a fair trial."
Kerry complained bitterly about the arrest, "I hate orange! I didn't like it on my face and I sure hate wearing this stupid orange jumpsuit they gave me." When asked about the possibility of spending time in prison, Kerry responded, "Hey, if it will get France to like America, it's worth it."
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